Saturday, 28 July 2018

How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days

"Frost yourself" is a terrible diamonds campaign.
Zero thumbs up - it is pretty bad, but does not stray into negative thumbs yet because the yellow dress is still pretty smashing.

Friday, 27 July 2018

Superbad

"Prepare to get fucked by the long dick of the law"
Two thumbs up.

Wednesday, 25 July 2018

Catch Me If You Can

Yeah... sitting on your dad's lap as an adult is just weird (also looking at you Monica and Ross).
One thumbs up, and look at how young Leo looks!

Monday, 23 July 2018

Total Recall
















THREE BOOBS ON THE BIG SCREEN.
One and a half thumbs up - it was actually really good, the Inception of its time, but what was the deal with all those horrifying, scary faces?!

Friday, 13 July 2018

Notting Hill

90s fashion is back! The beret and cat-eyed sunglasses! His round glasses!
One and three quarter thumbs up - I got a bit emotional when Julia Roberts did that speech.

The Last Castle

I was told there was going to be a conspiracy about why Robert Redford (OG Brad Pitt!) was in the prison to begin with; but it is just simply a story of bad warden vs. prisoners. 
One thumbs down - it was so slow and boring at the start, then the action happens and I fall asleep. 

Thursday, 12 July 2018

Frances Ha

"It's just this apartment is very... aware of itself" ... and so are the white hipsters of this film/making this film.
Half a thumbs up, oh Frances you awkward foot-in-mouth. 

Saturday, 7 July 2018

Ant-Man and the Wasp

"Fun but disposable" - Wikipedia
Half a thumbs up; and HERE COME THE PLAYERZ... and Katrina

Thursday, 5 July 2018

The Help

It feels a bit hypocritical that Skeeter is interviewing all these other women's stories, but she doesn't interview her current help, nor does she consider that whilst she loved Constantine, that Constantine may have felt very differently about the whole situation (and she was super old and still being put to work??)
One thumbs up, but petty points down for Emma Stone's curled thin upper lip during her tantrum/pout face.

Saturday, 23 June 2018

The Notebook

It takes me back to the kayaking afternoons in Nowra, and that heartbreaking old couple where she was screaming for help and he was holding on helplessly.
One thumbs up, and Rachel McAdams has a very nice nose.

Friday, 22 June 2018

Big Fish






















I used to think my dad was lying about being electrocuted, but it was indeed true.
One and a quarter thumbs up - and big fish points to Josh for being so movie smart (and meme-lord)!

Wednesday, 20 June 2018

16 Blocks

The old Asian man (character) and I laughed at the same Yu-Gi-Oh joke at the same time hehe.
Zero thumbs up - interesting first half, then it got dragged out.

Wednesday, 13 June 2018

Stand By Me

Wow I would not have realised that was Wil Wheaton if it weren't for a glimpse at the cast names.
One and a half thumbs up - finally watching it in its entirety; and fun fact 'Gordo' (Gordie) means 'fatty' in Spanish.

Monday, 11 June 2018

The Big Sick

"I'm fighting over 1400 years of tradition! You were just ugly in high school!" - Kumail
One and a half thumbs up - that was really good, very funny, and cultural without being cliched.

Ocean's Eight

Anne Hathaway and Helena Bonham Carter delivered some gold.
One and a quarter thumbs up - that was fun! Could have cut the last 'revelation' out though.

Saturday, 9 June 2018

Fist Fight

The bloopers at the end gave me more laughs than the entire movie.
One and a half thumbs down.

Taxi Driver

His behaviour on the second date with Betsy was, if done by anyone else, was very seedy; but there was something sad and endearing-but-not-really about it. 
One thumbs up - slightly chauvinistic/terrorist behaviour interpersed with sexy saxaphone. 

Saturday, 26 May 2018

Singin' In The Rain














Background movie whilst I did these. Sometimes I dedicate too much time for silly little things.
One and three quarters thumbs up - I wish I could give it two thumbs up, but that Broadway dance scene is so unnecessary and disrupts the flow of the film.

Wednesday, 23 May 2018

The Lobster

I was particularly amused by everyone's matter-of-fact way of speaking, and that pantomime play about singles vs. couples.
One and a half thumbs up - I love that I have so many questions about this world it is set in, but also hate that there are no definitive answers even from the director.

Friday, 18 May 2018

Adaptation

One and a half thumbs down - too meta for Katrina, and I was painfully
reminded of Jim Carrey/Andy Kaufman, which I now realise the coincidence of the surnames.