Sunday 25 March 2012

Sliding Doors

Gwenyth Paltrow's boyfriend is the film, is, and looks like such a loser douche - it fits perfectly!
One thumbs up because I think it is one of the better 'split'/'alternative storyline' films out there.

Thursday 22 March 2012

Superbad

McLovin doesn't need to be in anything else, he is MCLOVIN.
Two thumbs up - it is hilarious!

Saturday 17 March 2012

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

I remember when I wanted to be Cho Chang so I could hang out with/make out with Harry Potter.
One and a half thumbs up, and surprise that dad recognised Cedric Diggory to be Robert Pattinson, the vampire from Twilight.

Paris - Manhattan

How does a pharmacist get away with dressing so casually?
Half a thumbs up, and extra Frenchy points for wearing red in Paris whilst riding a Razor scooter with a guy.

Monday 12 March 2012

Snatch!

Did you know that Jason Statham used to model for FCUK?
Half a thumbs up - was not properly watching but the half the thumbs is for use of Madonna's 'Lucky Star'more than once

Sunday 11 March 2012

What’s Your Number? (28/02/2012)

Chris Evans is so hot.
One thumbs down because it is actually quite a bad concept and movie.

Midnight in Paris (28/02/2012)

Because parts of Havana reminded me of this movie
One and a half? Thumbs up

Toy Story 3 (28/02/2012)

Ken outfit montage and tortilla potatohead!
Two thumbs up and a Spanish Buzzlightyear (senorita!)

The Artist (28/02/2012)

A silent film about silent films!
One and a half thumbs up, plus a dog’s paw (The Dog – Uggie!)

New Year’s Eve (28/02/2012)

Why is Michelle Pfeiffer such a frump in this?
One thumbs down, especially for 12 hours to go (plane ride).

The Descendents (28/02/2012)

It is a very good movie.
Two thumbs up.

The Last Song (16/02/2012)

Miley Cyrus is quite unattractive.
One thumbs down.

500 Days of Summer (16/02/2012)

In Spanish, on the bus to Merida.
Two thumbs up.

Miss Congeniality (13/02/2012)

In Spanish, but I could still tell you what was happening and being said.
One thumbs up for knowing it too well, even if Peter was not really concentrating.

500 Days of Summer (03/02/2012)

Look out for the VAGIANT (part vampire, part giant).
Two thumbs up for being quite wonderful.

Martha Marcy May Marlene (03/02/2012)

She exists, but is not really living.
One thumbs up, despite the fact that it leaves you feeling the opposite.

The Help (03/02/2012)

I don’t remember that much except that I cried and thought of you.
One thumbs up, I guess?