Friday 31 August 2012

Exit Through the Gift Shop

Crazy French man Thierry Guetta (Guetta!) x Banksy (whose English robot voice I oddly enough still find sexy?)
One and a half spray painted thumbs up.

Thursday 30 August 2012

Rushmore

I lost in scrabble in the first half of the film.
One human thumb plus one bee thumbs up, and deciding I really like Wes Anderson and Bill Murray.

Monday 27 August 2012

This is Spinal Tap

I used to think Spinal Tap was a real band... they are not (you get that within seconds lol).
Two thumbs up, and 'two words' - (NOT) a 'shit sandwich!'

Sunday 26 August 2012

You've Got Mail

There was an ad for cow vaccines (7 in 1!) during this... only in Nowra eh?
Two thumbs up for the movie - I always like it.

50/50

'Who would want to fuck me? I look like Voldemort'
One and a half thumbs for quite a great movie - how come I never knew about this when (if?) it was released in the cinema?

Saturday 25 August 2012

Freakonomics

That kid made a tattoo gun out of an electric toothbrush and guitar string...how?!
One thumbs up, because 'distinctively black names' segment made me chuckle.

Thursday 23 August 2012

Anchorman

We turned off the internet to smoke Ray out of his room, to make him watch it with us.
Two classy thumbs up, always.

My Week With Marilyn

I'm just not a Marilyn fan at all.
One thumbs up - half for the white sleeves, and half for Hermione!

Monday 20 August 2012

Good Will Hunting

For some reason (mostly Robin William), it really hit home that I do in fact know what would make me happy...  but I cannot have that, because you can't have people/person.
TWO THUMBS UP, and no, it is not a romantic comedy.

Saturday 18 August 2012

Three Matthew McConaughys and a Baby

So.... it turns out it's not actually a real movie, but in fact a spoof video.
One thumbs down, for getting duped by IMDB.

Friday 17 August 2012

Tiny Furniture

What a pretentious film.
Thumbs down, for making me realise that some people are dicks, some people are idiots unto themselves for letting the dicks get away with this, and that I am essentially going through the same pretentious little stupid problems but that is why it looks so ridiculous on screen - I've clearly had a hard day with confronting food for thought, humbling realisations and now disliking the fact that I've gone way over one sentence but am trying to disguise this by not using a fullstop till now.

Friday 10 August 2012

Slumdog Millionaire

Lol/yay for Ricky Ponting mention - did you know that he is Usain Bolt's sporting idol?
One and a half thumbs up, which I think is slightly lower than what I would have given it the first time I watched it in the cinema... interesting...

Sunday 5 August 2012

Magic Mike

I still don't like Matthew McConaughy, but he is perfect as a greased up sleaze man stripper.
One thumb fake-sexily inclined upwards only a little bit, because I left feeling oddly empty inside... not sure why? Maybe the ending was just bad?