Tuesday 26 May 2015

Monsters Inc.


Schnitzel pulled my foot when I was on the kitchen counter.
One and a half thumbs up - Mike Wasowski running is funny, but not as hilarious as Nicole's Mike Wasowski.

Saturday 23 May 2015

Rush Hour 2

The damn dirty wheat ended up being golden!!
One 'kefelter fishy' thumbs up (it's actually gefilte!)

Friday 22 May 2015

David Letterman, Velcro Suit
















I did not know of the existance of this until today!
Two thumbs up - it is educational, it is hilarious, it is classic Letterman, and I am feeling very nostalgic right now.

Tuesday 19 May 2015

Mad Max: Fury Road










I thought Tom Hardy was going to be the hottest thing in this movie... but damn I would let that girl have my baby!
Half a thumbs up - more like Mad Charlize amiright?!

Monday 18 May 2015

Easy A

On the subject of actually having sex vs. people thinking you did, it reminded me of possibly the worst 'would you rather question' posed to me - would you rather fuck a goat and no one would know, or not fuck a goat and have everyone think you did.
One thumbs up, and Emma Stone is just so cool.

Mean Girls


I did a google image search for Kevin Gnapoor's badass card, and I found this.
Two thumbs up!

Tuesday 12 May 2015

Office Space

"What would you do with a million dollars?" "Two chicks at the same time."
One thumbs up and a laugh so hard at the Jump-to-Conclusions mat that it hurt my throat.

Monday 11 May 2015

Enchanted

Amy Adams is the personification of sunshine!
Two thumbs up!

Babies

Rebecca said I once reminded her of the Japanese baby girl when she got frustrated with her toys and fell back and cried.
One thumbs up, and that Mongolian baby and his brother were the best!!

Saturday 9 May 2015

Bridget Jones' Diary

How is it possible to stumble in home that loudly?
One and a half thumbs up, and a fear that I have to go through a Bridget Jones like stage before I figure it all out?

Tuesday 5 May 2015

Banksy Does New York

Stop saying Bansky!!
Half a thumbs up.

Saturday 2 May 2015

Dear John

"Are we going to cheer everytime it's on?" (It's a girl!!)
One thumbs down, and ugh of course your name is Savannah.

Friday 1 May 2015

Batman Begins

Josh was telling me about the Louis CK bit where he had a bat problem, and the lady on the phone was doing all she could to avoid saying the "batman".
One thumbs up, and a guilty pepperoni pizza.