Sunday 30 March 2014

Election

That bee sting face!
Two thumbs up!

Inside Llewelyn Davis (29/03/2014)

Brought to you by the hot tall cop (who already had a girlfriend boo-urns) from a sharehouse inspection.
One and a half thumbs down, for being so underwhelming and because the cat did not feature in it as much as it was made out to.

Monday 24 March 2014

Zombieland

This is my favourite 'scary' movie - which shows both what a great movie it is, and what a wimp I am. 
Two thumbs up, but buttery mouth points off because 100g of microwave popcorn is too much!

Sunday 23 March 2014

Monuments Men (21/03/2014)

So it's exactly like Ocean's Eleven.
Meh - zero thumbs up but points for me because I finished the whole box of popcorn!

Friday 7 March 2014

Born Rich

The Italian baron delivers gold: "In my will and wish for cultivation and culture, is, you know, sort of, (undecipherable word) inside - Love and Sex. So I find that it is often, I am reading a book, and I'm thinking about pussy. But then as soon as I get the pussy, I am thinking about a book. So for me, it is very problematic, that."
One thumbs up because this one was much more fascinating and had much better flow, and sexy hot points to Mr. Jamie Johnson who I've realised sort of looks like Christian Bale/Bruce Wayne!

Tuesday 4 March 2014

The One Percent

I shouldn't laugh... but I did... when asked of the south side Chicago man "Will your son ever become wealthy?" "NO! He's not going to become a rapper! So no..."
One quarter of a thumbs up because though the issues are interesting, it just was not very well made, Jamie Johnson J&J!

Saturday 1 March 2014

Nebraska

Seen at the Palace Verona in Paddington, but I was so uncomfortable (for some reason) that I was a squirming mess at the end.
One thumbs up for the old wife who flashed her vagine at the tombstone of an old crush!