Sunday 29 April 2012

Sleeping Beauty

Slow, boring movie with an apathetic pale main character and old men.
One and a half thumbs down, and extra thumbs down for not expecting old man dick even though they have a nudity warning.

Saturday 28 April 2012

The Truman Show

Was going to watch another movie but then got sucked into this.
Two thumbs up, but also a strange realisation that my life is not interesting enough for me to be the secret subject of a reality show - unlike the occasional fear that I've imagined all my friends and family (a la A Beautiful Mind)

Friday 27 April 2012

Never Been Kissed

Tee hee... this is always a fun high school chick flick to watch.
One thumbs up, but also shock because I just channel flicked and found out there is a telemovie about how Kate Middleton and Prince William met... whaat/!

Bruno

That was just, well just gratuitious offensive wow.
One and a half thumbs down for not having the heart of Borat - just an unnecessary amount of dick and anal.

Sunday 22 April 2012

Bill Cunningham New York

Literally laughed out loud for the former UN ambassador to Nepal standing next to his extravagant wardrobe - 'so uh, this is my alphabet outfit... this er used to be my old sofa... this is my ottoman'
Cool kid thumbs up for the most adorable old man.

Saturday 21 April 2012

Our Idiot Brother

Zooey Deschenal and Rashida Jones make a hot lesbian couple - but then so does Hugh Dancy.
Only one thumbs up?

Friday 20 April 2012

Hitman

Phil was so excited for it he RAN to the door not to miss it.
Zero thumbs up - it is no good at all - much like how blogger had changed their format and it looks too fancy for this blog now.

Tuesday 10 April 2012

Pulp Fiction

'You know you've found someone special when you can just shut the fuck up for a minute and comfortable enjoy the silence'
One and a half thumbs up plus a bad motherfucka wallet.

Sunday 8 April 2012

Bridesmaids

Kristen Wiig speaks a bit too softly.
One and a half thumbs up - a little bit less than last time because this version had some extra unnecessary scenes, and I am a bit tired today.

Sunday 1 April 2012

Ever After

It is always an entertaining film.
One thumbs up, but boo-urns for expensive flights to Italy (and hidden taxes!)

The Hunger Games

Yeah, because things are not bloody/exciting enough - let's add some PUMAS.
One and a half thumbs up, plus acid coloured points for the Marie Antionette getups in Capitol (fantastic juxtaposition with costuming)