Inbetweeners 2

That girl's voice and over-excitement was too annoying.
Meh - zero thumbs.

Fury

It's only 11:10?!
Quarter thumbs up - it was too long.

Bridesmaids

Not even 'Bridesmaids' is cheering me up.
One and a half thumbs up, but my father is so mean and superficial.

Midnight In Paris

What a beautiful romantic postcard tribute to Paris.
Two thumbs up!

Centre Stage

That Jodie Sawyer is too naive... or maybe it's a sign of the times NOW, in that just because you slept together doesn't mean you are going out.
One thumbs up - it's a good guilty pleasure!

Mallrats (14/10/2014)

It feels like my someone may take too many life cues (clothes, life approach, mouthiness) from characters in this movie.... which is not necessarily a good thing...
Half a thumbs up, but one thumbs down for me for truly thinking that?

Begin Again

Begin Again... again!
Half a thumbs up, and bravery points to Kathryn for cleaning up the silly snail who got itself killed between the laundry door (... but how?!)

Magic in the Moonlight (10/10/2014)

It's cute and pretty, but nowhere near as good as other recent Woody Allen films.
Half a thumbs up.

Gone Girl

Batshit fucking crazy.
Two thumbs up for one of the most amazing modern thrillers I have seen recently, and many more points for an entire cast that is on point. 

A Million Ways to Die in the West (various)

I had to sheepishly ask Josh how it ended because once again, I fell asleep.
Half a thumbs up, but goddamnit I cannot lie in bed and stay awake for a movie.

Vicky Cristina Barcelona (27/09/2014)

Can't decide who is Vicky and who is Cristina between Jenny and I.
Two thumbs up, I always love this movie.

Inglorious Basterds (27/09/2014)

Didn't know Michael Fassbender was in this until recently.
Two thumbs up and many many points to Christoph Waltz (Hans Landa) to being the scariest mofo.

Up In The Air (27/09/2014)

Line up behind Asian - they are efficient.
One thumbs up, and I got some decent sleep during it too.

Erin Brockovich (27/09/2014)

Poor poor Aaron Eckhart,
One and a half thumbs up, and now that I'm older and working, I can see how slutty and inappropriately she is dressed (leather miniskirt and see through leopard print top!)

Julie and Julia (15/09/2014)

I enjoy the movie, I despise Julia Child - her voice and personality is too much for me to handle.
Three quarters thumbs up.

Chef (15/09/2014)

This makes me want to eat, especially that spaghetti he cooks for Scarlett Johanssen.
One and a quarter greasy thumbs up, and points to Qantas for well timed pulled beef slider snacks.

The Fault In Our Stars (15/09/2014)

That was a downhill sob-fest from when her mum gave her the dress.
One thumbs up, but another thumbs down because this "Hazel Grace" business is so annoying.

X-Men: Days of Future Past (15/09/2014)

It's okay, but the Graham Norton interview with Jackman, Fassbender and McAvoy was better.
Just shy of a thumbs up, and three hours down, eleven more to go.