The Emperor's New Groove

Cronk was funny but that was about it.

Zero thumbs up - oh my sweet Joshie, how you tried to convince me it was funny.

Ocean's Eleven

I don't think you can enter casinos with your sunglasses on these days (the twins acting as bodyguards for the old man Saul).
One thumbs up.

Kingsman: The Secret Service

Apparently Samuel L. Jackson improvised the lisp in, on the basis that Bond villains typically have some form of physical deformity, and that he used to have a lisp... but still, WHY?! It serves no purpose here.
One thumbs up - it is a fun film, and snickered laughter when I found the trivia that the 4 digit password he punches to open the Swedish princess' cell at the end spells out A-N-A-L hehe.

Coyote Ugly

If this movie were made today, I think it would be accused of slut-shaming; which I would probably also be accused of too.
Half a thumbs up - fun movie, gross bar.