How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days

"Frost yourself" is a terrible diamonds campaign.
Zero thumbs up - it is pretty bad, but does not stray into negative thumbs yet because the yellow dress is still pretty smashing.

Superbad

"Prepare to get fucked by the long dick of the law"
Two thumbs up.

Catch Me If You Can

Yeah... sitting on your dad's lap as an adult is just weird (also looking at you Monica and Ross).
One thumbs up, and look at how young Leo looks!

Total Recall

THREE BOOBS ON THE BIG SCREEN.
One and a half thumbs up - it was actually really good, the Inception of its time, but what was the deal with all those horrifying, scary faces?!

Notting Hill

90s fashion is back! The beret and cat-eyed sunglasses! His round glasses!
One and three quarter thumbs up - I got a bit emotional when Julia Roberts did that speech.

The Last Castle

I was told there was going to be a conspiracy about why Robert Redford (OG Brad Pitt!) was in the prison to begin with; but it is just simply a story of bad warden vs. prisoners. 

One thumbs down - it was so slow and boring at the start, then the action happens and I fall asleep. 

Frances Ha

"It's just this apartment is very... aware of itself" ... and so are the white hipsters of this film/making this film.

Half a thumbs up, oh Frances you awkward foot-in-mouth. 

Ant-Man and the Wasp

"Fun but disposable" - Wikipedia
Half a thumbs up; and HERE COME THE PLAYERZ... and Katrina

The Help

It feels a bit hypocritical that Skeeter is interviewing all these other women's stories, but she doesn't interview her current help, nor does she consider that whilst she loved Constantine, that Constantine may have felt very differently about the whole situation (and she was super old and still being put to work??)
One thumbs up, but petty points down for Emma Stone's curled thin upper lip during her tantrum/pout face.