Bridesmaids

Kristen Wiig speaks a bit too softly.
One and a half thumbs up - a little bit less than last time because this version had some extra unnecessary scenes, and I am a bit tired today.

Ever After

It is always an entertaining film.
One thumbs up, but boo-urns for expensive flights to Italy (and hidden taxes!)

The Hunger Games

Yeah, because things are not bloody/exciting enough - let's add some PUMAS.
One and a half thumbs up, plus acid coloured points for the Marie Antionette getups in Capitol (fantastic juxtaposition with costuming)

Sliding Doors

Gwenyth Paltrow's boyfriend is the film, is, and looks like such a loser douche - it fits perfectly!

One thumbs up because I think it is one of the better 'split'/'alternative storyline' films out there.

Superbad

McLovin doesn't need to be in anything else, he is MCLOVIN.
Two thumbs up - it is hilarious!

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

I remember when I wanted to be Cho Chang so I could hang out with/make out with Harry Potter.

One and a half thumbs up, and surprise that dad recognised Cedric Diggory to be Robert Pattinson, the vampire from Twilight.

Paris - Manhattan

How does a pharmacist get away with dressing so casually?
Half a thumbs up, and extra Frenchy points for wearing red in Paris whilst riding a Razor scooter with a guy.

Snatch!

Did you know that Jason Statham used to model for FCUK?
Half a thumbs up - was not properly watching but the half the thumbs is for use of Madonna's 'Lucky Star'more than once

What’s Your Number? (28/02/2012)

Chris Evans is so hot.

One thumbs down because it is actually quite a bad concept and movie.

Midnight in Paris (28/02/2012)

Because parts of Havana reminded me of this movie

One and a half? Thumbs up

Toy Story 3 (28/02/2012)

Ken outfit montage and tortilla potatohead!

Two thumbs up and a Spanish Buzzlightyear (senorita!)

The Artist (28/02/2012)

A silent film about silent films!

One and a half thumbs up, plus a dog’s paw (The Dog – Uggie!)

New Year’s Eve (28/02/2012)

Why is Michelle Pfeiffer such a frump in this?

One thumbs down, especially for 12 hours to go (plane ride).

The Descendents (28/02/2012)

It is a very good movie.

Two thumbs up.

The Last Song (16/02/2012)

Miley Cyrus is quite unattractive.

One thumbs down.

500 Days of Summer (16/02/2012)

In Spanish, on the bus to Merida.

Two thumbs up.

Miss Congeniality (13/02/2012)

In Spanish, but I could still tell you what was happening and being said.

One thumbs up for knowing it too well, even if Peter was not really concentrating.

500 Days of Summer (03/02/2012)

Look out for the VAGIANT (part vampire, part giant).

Two thumbs up for being quite wonderful.

Martha Marcy May Marlene (03/02/2012)

She exists, but is not really living.

One thumbs up, despite the fact that it leaves you feeling the opposite.

The Help (03/02/2012)

I don’t remember that much except that I cried and thought of you.

One thumbs up, I guess?