Jackass: The Movie

Now I'm going to stick sparklers on the end of my skateboard and see how cool that might look.
One thumbs down for being grossly riveting, though I must admit to laughing and laughing at 'bungee wedgie'.

The Five Year Engagement

Alison Brie's English accent was strange... and that made Emily Blunt's normal accent seem weird too?
One thumbs down for the unsexiest lead-up-to-sex-scene ever (it includes Sriracha sauce).

Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince

Two thumbs up for Harry Potter, two thumbs down for how much I hate Ginny, but TWO THUMBS UP for this amazing gif.

3 Idiots

WHAT?! We are ONLY just half way through?!?!?
Half thumbs up for this 'Bollywood movie recommended by a Chinese friend' for being literally EVERYTHING (where to begin?)

The Blind Side

I needed a feel good movie tonight, and ended up crying at parts - it was slightly cathartic.
One thumbs up, but dumb points off for not understanding the dress pattern.

Snow White and the Huntsman

Was going to watch the lion king, then High Fidelity, but decided against that because I was afraid it was going to be a good or sad love story and I was a bit slightly lonely, and not in the right frame of mind.
Half a thumbs up maybe... but I fell asleep again.

Funny Face

Oh I love everything about Audrey Hepburn in this movie! - except for her singing and ridiculous method of CPR.
Two thumbs up for 1950s New York/Paris everything, but then one thumbs down for her singing, which just cannot be excused.

Kung Fu Hustle

WHAT IS THIS MOVIE?! - Stephen Chow (director/producer/writer/main actor) - you are the WORST.
I'm SO confused - having different English dubbing and subtitles in no way helped.

Tangled

'It's a cartoon, that's why it can happen' (Dad explaining the magical healing tears to Daniel)
One thumbs up - and now I want to go to Thailand for the lanterns in the sky.

Becoming Jane

Not my favourite on-screen couple, but certainly one to root for.
One McAvoy thumbs up.

Thank You for Smoking

Cuba Libre and popcorn movie night!
One thumbs up!

Ace Ventura: Pet Detective

Tea and spouching.
One and a half thumbs up, and many lols for butt cheek talking!

The Muppets

I thought barbershop quartet 'Smells like Teen Spirit' was funny.... until I completely lost it during the chicken's rendition of 'Fuck You'
One Kermit thumbs up (does he have thumbs??)

Hot Tub Time Machine

I always want to listen to The Black Eyed Peas after watching this.
One and a half thumbs up - 'It's a Hot Tub Time Machine...!'

Don't mess with the Zohan

What a turd of a film.
Two thumbs down, and Doug has an early bedtime.

Moneyball

So it was just a massive steak at the end? lame
One thumbs down for falling asleep due to throbbing temporal headache with jaw claudication (omg please don't be GCA)

Ip Man

Turn it up! I don't understand what is happening!
Zero thumbs up, but some points for correctly identifying who Ip Man was (given the movie was in Chinese with no subtitles HAHA!)

Moonrise Kingdom

I want to wear binoculars against a peach coloured dress.
Two big thumbs up for a wonderfully sweet and funny movie - oh Wes Anderson you have done it again!

Elizabethtown

I sat on my parent's new and hardly used couch.
One thumbs down for le movie where nothing happened.

Exit Through the Gift Shop

Crazy French man Thierry Guetta (Guetta!) x Banksy (whose English robot voice I oddly enough still find sexy?)
One and a half spray painted thumbs up.