Mad Max: Fury Road

I thought Tom Hardy was going to be the hottest thing in this movie... but damn I would let that girl have my baby!
Half a thumbs up - more like Mad Charlize amiright?!

Easy A

On the subject of actually having sex vs. people thinking you did, it reminded me of possibly the worst 'would you rather question' posed to me - would you rather fuck a goat and no one would know, or not fuck a goat and have everyone think you did.
One thumbs up, and Emma Stone is just so cool.

Mean Girls

I did a google image search for Kevin Gnapoor's badass card, and I found this.
Two thumbs up!

Office Space

"What would you do with a million dollars?" "Two chicks at the same time."
One thumbs up and a laugh so hard at the Jump-to-Conclusions mat that it hurt my throat.

Enchanted

Amy Adams is the personification of sunshine!
Two thumbs up!

Babies

Rebecca said I once reminded her of the Japanese baby girl when she got frustrated with her toys and fell back and cried.
One thumbs up, and that Mongolian baby and his brother were the best!!

Bridget Jones' Diary

How is it possible to stumble in home that loudly?
One and a half thumbs up, and a fear that I have to go through a Bridget Jones like stage before I figure it all out?

Banksy Does New York

Stop saying Bansky!!
Half a thumbs up.

Dear John

"Are we going to cheer everytime it's on?" (It's a girl!!)
One thumbs down, and ugh of course your name is Savannah.

Batman Begins

Josh was telling me about the Louis CK bit where he had a bat problem, and the lady on the phone was doing all she could to avoid saying the "batman".
One thumbs up, and a guilty pepperoni pizza.

Billy Madison

Clearly, Billy Madison over Happy Gilmore (he agrees!)
One and three quarters thumbs up, but it was a shame we missed the end speech.

The Avengers: Age of Ultron

Fell asleep at parts (what is wrong with me?!) - so I don't exactly know who or what is Ultron? And who is this red guy?
Half a drowsy thumbs up, and a startled hand slap to Josh, who did not appreciate that!

Mommy

That kid did a too brilliant of a job being the douchey little shithead.
Zero thumbs up - it was okay, a bit weird, and there is a reason the 1:1 aspect ratio (a viewing area of a perfect square) is unheard of - it was uncomfortable and distracting.

Dior and I

The love between atelier Florence and Pieter (Raf Simmon's right hand man) was just so sweet!
One thumbs up, and 'tomorrow will be a magnificant day!'

Rush Hour

CARTER!! JUNTAO!
One thumbs up, and personal thumbs up to Josh for cooking me a lovely breakfast for my birthday!

Horrible Bosses 2

(on the plane) They can show boobs in 'Orange is the New Black', but not Jennfier Aniston banging Jason Bateman?!
One thumbs up!

Into The Woods

That second half with the lady giant storyline was way too long and unncessary.
Zero thumbs up, but Emily Blunt is still awesome.

Maid in Manhattan

"Isn't Ralph Fiennes a serious actor?" - Suezane
One thumbs up - yes he is Sue, but isn't this just the perfect background movie?!

Bewitched

Nicole Kidman had a bad character and acted terribly.

One and a half thumbs down - it is exactly as bad as all the reviews make it out to be. 

This is 40

It has Paul Rudd and Leslie Mann, who I both like, but it is not a likeable film.
One thumbs down.