Saturday, 7 November 2015

Skyfall

Upon learning that Daniel actively wants shoes that go click clack...
"You can never be James --"
"WELL I WOULDN'T BRING THEM ON THE MISSION"
Three quarters thumbs up - it's just not as exciting or sexy as Casino Royale.

Tuesday, 3 November 2015

Bridge of Spies

That was some of the best popcorn I have ever had.
Half a thumbs up, and am now reading up on the Berlin Wall, because like Jon Snow, "I know nothing"

Tuesday, 27 October 2015

Juvenile Lifers

I'm scared straight now by that prison guard.
One thumbs up because it was riveting how the system could fuck up his treatment, and bums-on-sofa points for only Kathryn being home which meant we could watch this on the couch!

Sunday, 25 October 2015

The Dark Knight

It's a long movie and I still didn't finish transferring my ortho K notes.
One and a half thumbs up, and I just realised Rachel's letter is particularly brutal if you were Bruce.

Friday, 16 October 2015

The Devil Wears Prada

Say what you will about Anne Hathaway, but when she is the glamazon she is pretty smoking!
One and three quarters thumbs up.

India's Daughter

I am so disgusted at the rapists, I am so disgusted at the backwards mentality towards women.
One thumbs up, and remember Jyoti Singh.

Tuesday, 6 October 2015

The Martian

Spoiler alert! But this is the happiest I have been to see Matt Daaaaaamon return home.
One and a quarter thumbs up, but itchy boobs because I dropped some popcorn (and then still ate it two and a half hours later).

Monday, 5 October 2015

Mona Lisa Smile

It's like a female, but inferior version of Dead Poet's Society.
Three quarters thumbs up because I still love inspiring teacher stories, and it is so pretty!

Sunday, 27 September 2015

Dogma

I was actually interested in a Kevin Smith film... for the first half; then the second half got soured by the yet another lecture/ramblings from my parents.
Half a thumbs up.

Saturday, 26 September 2015

Wall-E

Wall-E and Schnitzel have the same sad eyes.
One thumbs up.

Friday, 25 September 2015

Coming To America

Oh my god, my dad is literally Mr. McDowell.
One thumbs up and personal thumbs up for a wonderful Friday night in.

Tuesday, 22 September 2015

Liar Liar

"He can make you laugh with the mere flailing of his limbs" (and mouth spurting gibberish!)
Two thumbs up, and a million laughs always for Jerry's hook 'CLAW!'

Monday, 21 September 2015

The Search for General Tso















I think this General Tso's chicken is just American - I've never heard of it!
One thumbs up, and laughing out loud at the above 'what the hell' moment with the fortune cookie.

Sunday, 20 September 2015

Charlie's Angels

Until I saw Back to the Future, I thought Crispin Glover only exclusively played the 'creepy thin man.' 
One thumbs up because mindless entertainment, but one personal thumbs down because I should not have snacked like that. 

Sunday, 13 September 2015

Swingers

How does he just know how to Latin dance like that?
Half a thumbs up - it probably deserves more than that, but I fell asleep in the Gold Coast.

Tuesday, 8 September 2015

Ratatouille

Oh I just want to *boop* his cute pink nose!
One and a half thumbs up, but one thumbs down for Josh's feeling sick freak out later.

Sunday, 6 September 2015

Transformers

"Are you the tooth fairy?" Clearly not, you stupid girl.
One thumbs down, as it just went downhill from the beginning "At first there was a cube..."

Straight Outta Compton

Even though set in the 90s, it really opened my eyes to the current American climate of police brutality against blacks.
One and a half thumbs up for the film, but two personal thumbs down to that Suge man who is a horrible violent douchebag.

Thursday, 3 September 2015

Inception

When you are at a loss for words - lump of people; man vs. car *motion*
Two thumbs up, and extra points for one of my favourite behind the scenes movie magic (Joseph Gordon Levitt floating scene).

Tuesday, 1 September 2015

Gone in 60 Seconds

"....... then complications arise" - Daniel's synopsis for everything.
One and a half thumbs down, but now grooving to "Y'all gonna make me lose my mind, up in here, up in here."