Midnight in Paris

It is just so beautiful! The scenery, the music is so romantic. 

Two thumbs up, and Rachel McAdams was very good at being unlikeable here. 

Hot Fuzz

"Not all fat white guys are the same"- Josh.
One thumbs up, but no Nick Frost was not Sam on Game of Thrones (or Hodor, Josh).

Bridesmaids

So the Hen's night has ended with tea and Bananagrams and Bridesmaids. I quite like this!
One and a half thumbs up - I honestly think the only thing stopping it from a full two thumbs up is Maya Rudolph's overly dreamy voice in it.

Sausage Party

I heard the orgy scene was quite shocking, but boy was it something!
One and a quarter thumbs up, but also worried because my wisdom teeth hurt.

Uptown Girls

Thought Captain American Chris Evans was going to be in this, but then realised he is in the other nanny movie set in New York starring Scarlett Johanssen.
Half a thumbs up - it was a good easy movie for lunchtime.

Lost in Translation

I never noticed the carpet samples bit - that was hilarious!
Half a thumbs up - it is funny at first (as the guy behind us chuckling could attest to), but I forgot how slow it becomes.

Batman vs. Superman: Dawn of Justice

"The question is, why is he (Superman) wearing winter clothes?" - Josh.
One and a half thumbs down, and a Razzie to the particularly stupid moment when they stopped fighting and became best friends just because their mothers happened to have the same name. Yes that really happened.

My Best Friend's Wedding

Is that what 28 (Julia Roberts) looked like in the 90s? Is that was twenty (Cameron Diaz) looked like?!
One thumbs up, and not going to lie, some unfortunately familiar emotions were bubbling up.

Finding Dory

I almost got hit on the head by a bottle of Sprite! Shouldn't you kids be in school??
Three quarters thumbs up - I felt it was a fairly forced storyline, but hold-onto-your-cheeks cuteness overload with the otter cuddle party!

Superbad

Watched in two sessions: first in the bath (with bubbles!) and second whilst eating our improved stuffed calamari. 

Two thumbs up, and yes I did watch this because of quoting "she wants my dick in and around her mouth."

The Hangover

"What do tigers dream of? When they take a little tiger snooze?"
One and three quarters thumbs up, and I thought of Josh's fluffy tiger head.

50/50

Josh could not have been more delighted when Seth Rogan ripped into the cheating girlfriend.
One thumbs up, and skepticism whether chemotherapy can cause radiation in semen.

Rich Kids of Instagram

I am ashamed to say I was more fascinated by the fact that the Kazakhstani people looked more Asian than like Borat.
It was disgustingly fascinating - one thumbs up, and still chuckling at the guy who makes his girlfriend shower him with money for an Instagram photo (though partially tongue in cheek).

Money Monster

But really, Kyle was kind of an idiot to put all his money into one stock.
One and a quarter thumbs up - it was really good; I was nervous the whole time.

Finding Nemo

Josh was so hungry for McDonalds delivery that he couldn't even have cuddle time. 

Two thumbs up, and a lopsided Quarter Pounder. 

10 Things I Hate About You

I don't know what I would do if I were a teacher and a student cried her way through an angsty love poem - roll my eyes maybe.
Three quarters thumbs up, and remember when Alex Mak's prom dress was the height of cool?

Shrek

Josh is Shrek because he hates everything; I am Donkey because I annoy him with my singing and flail my limbs when laughing sometimes.
One and a quarter thumbs up, and Donkey's brown eyes remind me of Schnitzel!

Ant Man

And that's why you never go full sub-atomic.
One thumbs up - it was funny and not as ridiculous at the name suggests, and sexy surprise points to Paul Rudd for getting ripped.

X-Men: Apocalypse

Of course the trailer is all about Jennifer Lawrence, even though other characters feature much more than Mystique does. Ugh.
Three quarters thumbs up - glad we didn't pay for it, but thumbs down for an overly hot cinema (even the man next to me was constantly fanning himself).

About A Boy

Hugh Grant has blue eyes. I also wonder if he has children in real life.
One and a half thumbs up, and many laughs at Hugh Grant's zingers, including 'granola suicide lady'