Thursday, 30 January 2014

Wolf of Wall Street













Cannot... find... videos/images of Leo paralysed rolling.
One obscene thumbs up, but it could have cut out half the self-indulgent baller scenes because there was no need for it to be so long (that's what she said!).

Monday, 27 January 2014

The Blind Side

Hmm Sandra Bullock won for this - a much more warm feel-good movie - than say, the dramas that would normally be standard Academy award fare.
One thumbs up. 

Saturday, 25 January 2014

Four Weddings and a Funeral

So she's not as bad as I thought she was, but I still do not like Andie MacDowell.
One thumbs up for being both realistic and unrealistic, but then half a thumbs down because... well, Andie MacDowell.

Hotel Chevalier

I think this is the most naked Natalie Portman has gotten on film.
One and a half thumbs up, and French accordian points for 'Where did you go to my lovely' which I have loved ever since this short film some time ago.


Dallas Buyers Club

Lost, late, wet and fidgeting in a full length poncho - this was a good night for the open air cinema... NOT!
One damp-shrivelled thumbs up.

Tuesday, 21 January 2014

The Book Thief

Well I already knew it was going to happen... but I basically cried a lot throughout the movie (as I do with anything related to the Holocaust etc.)
One thumbs up because it was affecting without ever getting too soppy or romantic, and shiny hair points for Leisel who has the best pigtails ever.

Tuesday, 14 January 2014

Bully

This makes me feel so sad and very helpless.
Just shy of a full thumbs up, but add on seven plus mounted deer heads from the Smalley household.

Monday, 13 January 2014

Saving Mr. Banks

What an utterly difficult and miserable woman.
One thumbs up, because if the bright clean cut faces of Jason Schwartzman and BJ Novak playing piano and singing Mary Poppins tunes don't cheer you up in a wholesome way, then you are also a miserable person.

Saturday, 11 January 2014

The Devil Wears Prada

When I was putting the DVD in, I had to take out another DVD titled 'VIP entertainment 2, 2013'.... oh god I hope that was NOT a porno my parents were watching...
One and a half thumbs up, because even though I had the worst work day professionally, I watched this and came out thinking 'well at least my job doesn't suck that much.'

Friday, 10 January 2014

Notting Hill

So cliched but the 'I'm just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her' scene, with Julia Roberts quivering her lips and putting on that brave smile, is just so resonating.
Two thumbs up!

Monday, 6 January 2014

The Wedding Date

Hmm 'Secret' by Maroon 5 is a rather sexy song.
Zero thumbs (because meh), but some lol points for 'Gavin from Friends's glowing chest hair.

Saturday, 4 January 2014

August: Osage County

My mother is almost like Meryl Streep in this movie... and that is not a good thing.
One and a half thumbs up in particular for the dinner scene, and special points to Julia Roberts telling Meryl Streep to 'eat that fish BITCH'

Sunday, 29 December 2013

The First Grader



















It was when he said that he was no better than a goat, because a goat cannot read or write its own name - that was the part that got me.
One thumbs up.

Friday, 27 December 2013

About A Boy

This is where I learnt how to pronounce Ibiza.
One and three quarters thumbs up, as I've just decided this is a fun witty movie I can watch over and over again, that is not a rom-com.

Blackfish

There is some really raw footage of some of these attacks, which are really quite horrifying to watch.
One thumbs up, for its emotional impact on me in that I am 1. terrified for the Seaworld trainers, and 2. It makes me feel uneasy about recommending Seaworld even though admittedly the Shamu show was so much fun when we were kids (... by the way which I've also found out is the name of the show, not the specific whale so we never saw original Shamu!)

Wednesday, 25 December 2013

Love Actually

Oh no! My burnt DVD copy doesnt give the subtitles for portuguese translation.
Love Actually (again) on Christmas Day after a grey beach outing - two thumbs up again and always.

Love Actually (24.12.2013)

The Laura Linney story is my favourite because it has its little happy moment, but is ultimately sad.
Two thumbs up always.

Tuesday, 24 December 2013

American Hustle

Bradley Cooper with hundreds of tight little hair rollers in his hair.
One and a half thumbs up, and a personal thumbs up for Amy Adams who is always brilliant and wonderful.

Friday, 20 December 2013

Little Miss Sunshine

In the background, whilst making retro crazy undies.
One and a half thumbs up!

Hunger Games: Catching Fire

Some guy's feet were basically right next to my head! :(
Half a thumbs for all this conspiracy in the movie, but one thumbs down for not being able to spot the culprit with the white/green Bonds socks.