How to Make Friends and Alienate People

He just threw her novel down. All her hard work and he just threw it. How disrespectful!
Zero thumbs up, and thumbs down for my stomach ache - reminded myself why I don't buffet well.

Yes Man

How can she afford to live herself when she only does odd jobs and hobbies for a living?                 

Half a thumbs up, and if he thinks I am not spontaneous, well then maybe I have an idea for Easter... depending on my roster :(

Casino Royale

I always like that scene in the shower where he comforts her.
One and a half thumbs up for sexy fast paced action, and personal thumbs up to Eva Green for being so beautiful and thin but still having amazing boobs.

Brooklyn

I am so grateful I live in an age where moving overseas doesn't mean you may never see people again - can't even imagine how difficult it was for our parents. 

Two thumbs up - it was everything I love; beautiful everything, young love and family. 

Deadpool

*I can just close my eyes here*....Um Josh.... so how did that guy die?
Half a thumbs down - Ryan Reynolds looks like a lap cheong, and now I'm worried I'm not crazy enough for my boy.

He's Just Not That Into You

As shitty as Bradley Cooper and Scarlett Johansson's characters are, you still can't help but feel sorry for her stuck in that closet.
One thumbs down, but a secret trashy-but-good-trashy half thumbs up.

Mean Girls

I wonder how many times the real Glen Coco has to deal with "You go Glen Coco!"
Two thumbs up - there is not a single wasted second in this movie - and a crescendoing slow clap to whoever at the White House posted this piece of brilliance.

Inglorious Basterds

Just noticed that Hans Landa still pours and serves Brad Pitt and Ryan a glass of wine even though they are handcuffed behind their backs.
Two thumbs up, and tonight differentiating between Melanie Laurent and Lea Seydoux.

The Hateful Eight

You got me hooked from who poisoned the coffee.
One thumbs up, but points off to Tarantino for being too slow and time-wasting for about the first hour.

Moonrise Kingdom

I feel like a bitch for thinking this, but Sam is quite a condescending know-it-all and I can understand why he is an outcast amongst the other children.
One thumbs up - it is still so beautiful!

The Big Short

Left the cinema feeling fairly scared about the whole situation... the banks were so brazen, and it could so happen again.
One and three quarters thumbs up, and personal thumbs up Anthony Bourdain and Selena Gomez for financially educational celebrity cameos, and to Nicole for lending some fridge space!

Forrest Gump

They used blue fabric wrapped around Lt. Dan's legs and later digitally removed them...  I thought it was going to be green half pants.
One thumbs up, and remember the time Josh went full retard with "Jennnnnyy"

Argo

Oh my goodness that was so tense and so stressful! But of course that part didn't actually happen.
One and three quarters thumbs up, disbelief that the other hostages were there for 444 days.

The Revenant

I shouldn't have laughed when the bear rolled over Leo... but I did.
Half a thumbs up, but mostly thumbs up for how beautiful the scenery and cinematography was.

Grease

Oh my god, I am the goody two shoes Sandra Dee of Josh's group of friends :(
One thumbs up, but one thumbs down for the pock-marked man and old woman dancer - they don't even go here!

Carol

Cate Blanchett is very good at playing rich women - socialites, royalty, rich elves. I have never seen her as a poor person!
Three quarters thumbs up - I was going to give it zero thumbs, but it started to pick up in the middle.

Fargo

No, you said Argo.
One and a half thumbs up - it is not a comedy, or even black comedy. It's a very good movie, and she is funny, but the film is not funny.

Bridesmaids

Hilarious; but tonight, was not as hilarious as Anna's story Act I Scene I (by Jenny), or Anna's rap anthem (by Yvonne).
Two thumbs up!

The King's Speech

Josh thinks George VI is a cool name because it has a 'V' in it...
Five sixths thumbs up - couldn't decide between three quarters or one thumbs.

The Royal Tenebaums

I didn't even realise there were spotted mice throughout the film; completely missed that story detail until Josh told me.
One and a half thumbs up, and look! It's a Schnitzel beagle!