Tuesday, 3 December 2013

Miss Congeniality

One of my favourite parts is when Rhode Island winner just sits and bawls her eyes out after Sandra Bulloc- "what is Mustang SALAD?!" (daniel, the idiot)
What has TWO THUMBS (up!) and loves this movie? THIS gal!

Wednesday, 27 November 2013

Mean Girls

The TV censored out 'wide set vagina'!
Four candy canes for you Glen Coco! You go Glen Coco!!

Sunday, 24 November 2013

Anchorman

60% of the time... it works everytime.
two thumbs up, always.

Friday, 22 November 2013

Bad Grandpa

LOL at the basketball SHUTDOWN!
Two thumbs up, but now the thought of bingo pen ink makes me want to gag a little.

Tuesday, 19 November 2013

The Dark Knight

Usually tinder droughted; but when it rains it pours (sort of).
One and a half thumbs up.

Sunday, 17 November 2013

Juno

Aww Jennifer Garner!
One thumbs up for the movie; two thumbs down for my piece of shit laptop; but one thumbs up for Daniel letting me use his computer to actually write an entry.




Saturday, 16 November 2013

Kill Bill vol. 2 (14.11.2013)



Update: a sentence review was unable to be written on account of virus ads blocking everything on the blog except for where you type in the title. Stupid stupid laptop.

Wednesday, 13 November 2013

Kill Bill vol. 1

Lucy Liu is so badass; she's awesome.
Two thumbs up.

Tuesday, 29 October 2013

Aladdin (28/10/2013)

I guess this was my first fictional world that specifically had rules against making people fall in love with each other...
One and three quarters thumbs up, but boo-urns for the internet being down and realising how lost I felt without it (and I thought I was relatively non-dependent!)

Tuesday, 22 October 2013

About Time

Having just known that Domhnall Gleeson is Bill Weasley, there is something extremely comforting in seeing a ginger Weasley face.
Just shy of two thumbs up; those points were taken off because I feel it was marketed in an entirely different way to what the essence of the movie was (romantic comedy vs. father/son relationship).

Saturday, 5 October 2013

Frances Ha

Even though it was slightly uplifting in the end, I still felt sad and lost for Frances for the majority of the time.
One and a half thumbs up, plus one million hipster points for watching a modern movie in black and white, in an intimate new Surry Hills cinema, that sold 'popcorn cocktails'

Friday, 4 October 2013

Borat

My mum comes in and sits on the couch at exactly the moment they naked wrestle; I am impressed she was not that disgusted (or that phased even!)
One and a half thumbs up plus a high five!

Drop Dead Gorgeous

"The 'tard's pants are completely off"
One and a half thumbs up - this movie is underrated, but so great!

Ratatouille

Did you know that the ratatouille Remy makes is actually 'confit byaldi' which is a more contemporary version of it, defined by thin slices of vegetables and baked (cf. larger chunks that are fried and tossed).
One and a half thumbs up - one thumbs because this movie makes me feel warm and lovely, and half because I physically cocooned myself in a warm fuzzy throw blanket.

Tuesday, 1 October 2013

Step Brothers

I've never watched this movie in its entirety, but I've somehow watched the balls on drums scene like four times.
Half a thumbs down, because it's not really worth watching past the first 15mins or so.

Sunday, 29 September 2013

The Notebook










I think Phil once said he thought Ryan Gosling's face or body looked like a sausage... I kind of saw that here...
One thumbs up.

21 Jump Street










Oddly enough, this movie (and that *points up*) actually made me like Channing Tatum, over say Magic Mike.
One thumbs up for being better than I thought, and another thumbs up because I am still high on excitement from the Foals gig, AND I am eating popcorn yay!!

Wednesday, 25 September 2013

Harold and Kumar go to White Castle

Before I knew White Castle was a fast food chain, I thought this would involve a stoned journey to a medieval castle of sorts.
Half a thumbs up because it was only okay funny, but one thumbs down because there was no armour involved.

Tuesday, 24 September 2013

Finding Nemo

Eating sushi whilst watching this hehe.
One thumbs up because this was Anders the Swedish boat guy's all-time favourite movie, one slap in the face for when Jing said she did not like 'Finding Nemo', but overall TWO THUMBS UP because it is one of the best.

The Internship (23/09/2013)

Wait…. Is that Dean Pelton from Community?!?!? (NO it is not on a prospective IMDb search)
One thumbs up, and another half a thumbs up for the hipster hot guy with glasses and beanie.