Perks of Being A Wallflower

"We accept the love we think we deserve" 
I remember I was mulling and sobbing over that quote, terrified at what that meant about myself. You walked in as I was trying to hold back the tears and mop up my damp face, and you asked if I was okay. I pretended like everything was fine, but you insisted that I wasn't. And even though I was thinking of someone else, the fact that you could see past my facade and that you knew, was a very precious moment for me.
One thumbs up.

Bring It On

Her name is conveniently 'Torrence'. Oh gosh.
One thumbs up because it is always an easy light watch, but half a thumbs down because my gingerbread men look a bit tanned/burnt

Zoolander

There are too many favourite scenes!! (everything in the lead up to and after the petrol fight, merman!!, centre for ants, walk off)
Two thumbs up

Tropico

This was 37 minutes in length... and that is 32 minutes too long.
One and a half thumbs down Lana Del Rey.

Change My Race

The double eyelid surgery wasn't as great as i thought it would be, but her boobs did look really good after.

One thumbs up, and a sense of gratuity that I don't live in South Korea where it indeed has become normalised.

Miss Congeniality

One of my favourite parts is when Rhode Island winner just sits and bawls her eyes out after Sandra Bulloc- "what is Mustang SALAD?!" (daniel, the idiot)
What has TWO THUMBS (up!) and loves this movie? THIS gal!

Mean Girls

The TV censored out 'wide set vagina'!
Four candy canes for you Glen Coco! You go Glen Coco!!

Anchorman

60% of the time... it works everytime.

two thumbs up, always.

Bad Grandpa

LOL at the basketball SHUTDOWN!
Two thumbs up, but now the thought of bingo pen ink makes me want to gag a little.

The Dark Knight

Usually tinder droughted; but when it rains it pours (sort of).
One and a half thumbs up.

Juno

Aww Jennifer Garner!
One thumbs up for the movie; two thumbs down for my piece of shit laptop; but one thumbs up for Daniel letting me use his computer to actually write an entry.

Kill Bill vol. 2 (14.11.2013)

Update: a sentence review was unable to be written on account of virus ads blocking everything on the blog except for where you type in the title. Stupid stupid laptop.

Kill Bill vol. 1

Lucy Liu is so badass; she's awesome.
Two thumbs up.

Aladdin (28/10/2013)

I guess this was my first fictional world that specifically had rules against making people fall in love with each other...
One and three quarters thumbs up, but boo-urns for the internet being down and realising how lost I felt without it (and I thought I was relatively non-dependent!)

About Time

Having just known that Domhnall Gleeson is Bill Weasley, there is something extremely comforting in seeing a ginger Weasley face.
Just shy of two thumbs up; those points were taken off because I feel it was marketed in an entirely different way to what the essence of the movie was (romantic comedy vs. father/son relationship).

Frances Ha

Even though it was slightly uplifting in the end, I still felt sad and lost for Frances for the majority of the time.
One and a half thumbs up, plus one million hipster points for watching a modern movie in black and white, in an intimate new Surry Hills cinema, that sold 'popcorn cocktails'

Borat

My mum comes in and sits on the couch at exactly the moment they naked wrestle; I am impressed she was not that disgusted (or that phased even!)
One and a half thumbs up plus a high five!

Drop Dead Gorgeous

"The 'tard's pants are completely off"
One and a half thumbs up - this movie is underrated, but so great!

Ratatouille

Did you know that the ratatouille Remy makes is actually 'confit byaldi' which is a more contemporary version of it, defined by thin slices of vegetables and baked (cf. larger chunks that are fried and tossed).
One and a half thumbs up - one thumbs because this movie makes me feel warm and lovely, and half because I physically cocooned myself in a warm fuzzy throw blanket.

Step Brothers

I've never watched this movie in its entirety, but I've somehow watched the balls on drums scene like four times.
Half a thumbs down, because it's not really worth watching past the first 15mins or so.