Saturday 17 October 2020

Cats

Must you walk with shoulder shimmy ALL THE TIME?? Why is the Tay-Tay cat the only one with boobs? WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO MAKE THIS SEXY?? Please stop. Oh god it's not stopping. 
Two thumbs/paws down - that was as freaky on the eyes as expected. Equal parts horrific and laughably ridiculous. Also equal parts hate for the creepy CGI as well as the source material. It is literally a shitty cat meet-and-greet/talent show with the weakest plotline, and not even good songs. As someone said "this is a successful musical?!"