Superbad

So the other day I had to get a pap smear. Afterwards, the doctor goes 'Oh you did really well. Very relaxed.' And all I could think was 1. 'Not my first rodeo' and 2: "Some women pride themselves on their dick-taking abilities." "Dick-taking abilities? You think that's a good thing to say about someone?" "The fucked-up thing is, I actually do, okay?"

Two thumbs up - and the new quote I never noticed before is "ball dick ball... like a division sign". Thank you Ben and Rain as per us(ual).